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Tinderella: A Modern Social Networking Fairy Tale

Written by Gary

The majority of us were raised on Disney movies with predictable plots, where the girl goes through trials and tribulations to meet the guy, then somehow lands him and lives happily ever after (even though chances are the princes were actually drunks, with mommy issues and a tendency to ejaculate prematurely).


Even though times have changed, one could argue that romance really hasn’t. Yes, its true that gender equality has improved in spades, women are no longer expected to devote their lives to finding men (Disney has even noticed this, with it’s newest movies Brave, and Frozen, or Lesbian Bear Fight and Frigid Bitch: A Gay Man’s Anthem, as I like to call them), and the way we meet men has changed, however relationships are still as predictable as they ever were. If you don’t believe me, just take a look at your phone. How many seemingly great guys have you chatted with on OKCupid, only to decide you would rather sit at home and masturbate while listening to One Direction than shave your legs and go out and meet them in person? How many nice guys have you met for drinks on Tinder, only to get sloppily wasted, screw around in their luxury high-rise, and never speak again? My point is, our methods may have changed, and we may date a lot more now than ever before, but we are all still assholes when it comes to relationships. This College Humor video celebrates our assholiness. Enjoy.


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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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