We put our bodies through a lot of torture in the name of fashion. Whether your buttcrack is sweating buckets because you decided to give leather pants a try, or your nipple gets exposed on live TV because you just didn’t have any duct tape, fashion isn’t always supposed to be comfortable. I have to draw the line with these shoes though. I understand taking risks in the name of fashion, but the only risk involved with these shoes is ending up on Fashion Police for making extremely stupid decisions. Fashion and art do often coincide, but if I had to compare these shoes to art, they would be a velvet black-light painting of Elvis, or a neon fiber optic waterfall photo. In case you didn’t pick up my subtle hints, that means that these shoes are ridiculously ugly. Enjoy.
