You’re Miserably Chic: You’re not that overly happy girl who wears all that color. You can’t be bothered with it. The only color you wear is that signature red lip of yours. You scoff at the girls who wear color because color is for people who don’t have control of their lives. Available here.
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corey
Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.