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Trouser Snakes: Full of Venom

Written by Bryce

As if snakes weren’t scary enough to begin with, some crazed fashion designer created a bathing suit for men appropriately dubbed, “The Cobra.” I’m assuming that fashion designer is somewhere in the West Village.

Kids, this is just one more reason to fear snakes.  If you rub up against one of these little cobras there’s a good chance you’ll find their venom all over your face.  Was that too graphic?

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

3 Comments

  • Too graphic? Perhaps. Hysterical? Absolutely! And now I am terrified to go to the beach.

  • I can see that shop on Christopher Street near 7th with this in the window. Must remeber to cross the street.

  • Let’s just say I hope this doesn’t catch on with all those fat, hairy guys who wear tiny speedos…