As if snakes weren’t scary enough to begin with, some crazed fashion designer created a bathing suit for men appropriately dubbed, “The Cobra.” I’m assuming that fashion designer is somewhere in the West Village.
Kids, this is just one more reason to fear snakes. If you rub up against one of these little cobras there’s a good chance you’ll find their venom all over your face. Was that too graphic?
Too graphic? Perhaps. Hysterical? Absolutely! And now I am terrified to go to the beach.
I can see that shop on Christopher Street near 7th with this in the window. Must remeber to cross the street.
Let’s just say I hope this doesn’t catch on with all those fat, hairy guys who wear tiny speedos…