Mister Unicorn: Why Unicorns Drink

The Mister Unicorn book series sheds light on the less glamorous sides of being a unicorn.

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His daughter is showing early signs of being a slutty whore.

Have you ever wondered what unicorns would actually be like if they weren’t fantasy creatures? Chances are, they would be just like us. They would get arrested, deal with family problems by drinking, and turn out exactly like their parents. The Mister Unicorn book series opens our eyes to the everyday plights of unicorns around the world. This is an important read for all our daughters, so they don’t grow up thinking a unicorn is going to trot up one day and save them from a life of hard work and responsibility.

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Marijuana isn’t legal yet.

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His friend tricked him into eating placenta.

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The only thing his diploma got him was a lifetime of debt.

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He passed away for 14 minutes and found out he was going to Hell.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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