5. CHICAGO, ILLINOIS: Chicago is supposed to be super swanky with 29 miles of lakefront property and a 15-mile public beach. Unfortch, Chicago is also home to super high crime rates, unemployment, high sales taxes, and a lot of bitchy girls whose main goal in life is to find a sugar daddy. Also, its in Illinois.
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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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