WTF of the Day: Jort Tights?

Written by Ashley

Jorts that are tights that are jeans.

Thank you, Designs by Stephene for starting my Monday off right. Your ‘Sophie’ by Siwy Denim pants gave me slight nausea, but overall made me chuckle. Their description, and I quote:

The Sophie is a slim, cropped jean with thigh-skimming panels.

I’m confused. Thigh slimming panels? Cropped? None of this looks or sounds flattering? How are these trashy quasi-pants on the market for $242? Are these tight, or jeans? I have so many concerns.

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a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.

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