Thank you, Designs by Stephene for starting my Monday off right. Your ‘Sophie’ by Siwy Denim pants gave me slight nausea, but overall made me chuckle. Their description, and I quote:
The Sophie is a slim, cropped jean with thigh-skimming panels.
I’m confused. Thigh slimming panels? Cropped? None of this looks or sounds flattering? How are these trashy quasi-pants on the market for $242? Are these tight, or jeans? I have so many concerns.