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Your Fetus is Michael Jackson: TRUE

Written by Bryce

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Dawn Kelley and William Hickman recently went in for the 20 week ultrasound of their fetus and realized instantly that they were having the ghost child of Michael Jackson.  In fact, Michael Jackson’s creepy fetus is lurking inside Dawn’s body right now.

Mr Hickman, 29, and a window cleaner, said: “I showed my daughter Ami, who’s six, and she saw it straight away, so I thought ‘well if she can see it too it’s not just me seeing things’.”

Dawn Kelley already has 6 other children, and recognized that the number “7” (the numerical birth order of this fetus) hold special mythical properties.  Ms. Kelley and Mr. Hickman have concluded that the only reasonable explanation for this ultrasound photo is that the baby is Michael Jackson, reincarnated.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.