Corn Flakes and Crackers
Kellogg’s Corn Flakes and Graham Crackers were initially created as a way to curb masturbation. Sylvester Graham and John Kellogg believed that eating kept body heat out of the penis. I am pretty sure they were also both on the down-low, and probably masturbated together separated by a velvet curtain, then went home to their wives and flogged themselves with hickory sticks.