So, I don’t know about you… but these sex tape scandals are becoming a little too much for me. Stop taping yourself and watch porn, or get a publicist if you’re that desperate, you little hussies.   If you haven’t heard about Mc Steamy ( Eric Dane) , wifey Rebecca Gayheart & Kari Ann Peniche gettin’ all suds’d up — check it. Even the Noxema girl is gettin’ high & banging madame’s straight outta Celebrity Rehab.
With that said, I want to specially thank E! Online.com for ranking the 10 greatest celebrity sex tapes of all times, and for giving me a reason to live past watching Verne Troyer get his groove back.
Check out E! Online for their full list. Oh, and Leighton? In regards to your supposed foot fetish…We have a story for you to read.
Will I ever be able to watch Saved by the Bell again? Sadly… yes.