The Cunnilingus How To guide you’ve been waiting for. Advice on how to properly eat a vagina.
Yes, even though I am gay I have performed oral sex on a girl before. It was a foursome with three other guys, in high school, and I only did it on the off chance that I could get with them too (which I later did), but I still took one for the team and played tonsil hockey with a fuzz box. Did I know what I was doing? FUCK no.
I have given much advice over the years on how to give a proper blowie, but I have never talked about rug munching. Truthfully, the reason is I don’t know much about it, so in order to provide these tips I had to search deep and wide. Thank god to MyTinySecrets.Com for helping a homo out.
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Whether you are considering revisiting your college days with a girlfriend, or want to provide your man with some tips on how to go to town on your downtown disco, it never hurts to have more information. So enjoy these tips ladies, and please share the link with any guys you know who think that eating snatch involves teeth and/or condiments.
- Stop and appreciate the Georgia O’Queef. Instead of burying your face in the folds and slurping like it’s your first time trying top Ramen, take your time around the lips.
- Find the clit. It’s that round thing at the top that basically looks like a tiny penis and might be hidden under a hood of skin (like a tiny penis). If she isn’t turned on, don’t go too crazy on the clit because it will be too sensitive. If you are an uncut guy, you know exactly what this feels like. Just keep the location in mind for future reference.
- When you touch the vagina, always make sure your finger is wet. The clit has no natural moisture of it’s own, so if you are going to play around with it, make sure you either use spit, or her own juices.
- Tease the vagina- from licking the crease between the cooter and thigh to brushing your lips over the slit, have some fun with it.
- Give her a good tongue-fuck. This is also part of the tease, but it should be enough to get her clit hard.
- Flick the clit with your tongue quickly. If her legs shudder, you are doing it right. When she starts to get near orgasm, put your mouth on it and suck gently. If she likes it, suck harder, and don’t stop.
- Finger fuck her with two fingers, making sure your fingers are wet, while you are hanging out in clit city.
- Don’t let go of her clit even after she starts to orgasm. When she starts to come down from coming, keep your mouth on the clit, press your tongue along the underside, and tongue fuck her gently. You might be able to squeeze a few more orgasms out of her this way.
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