Tuesday July 21st Morning Routine: Wake up begrudgingly and hop in the shower, get dressed and jump on the train, get off near the office (angry from sitting next to the biggest, smelliest man in all of the Tri-State Area, hungover and ready to trade your right arm for today to be Friday again) and stop at the Fountain of Youth..your savior dressed as a Mermaid..Starbucks. And hey there, its Free Pastry Day! What’s that you say? I get a free pastry with purchase of my venti french vanilla? Well maybe this day won’t be so bad.
Print your coupon and stop at a participating Starbucks from 5-10:30AM tomorrow morning and even if your day starts as crappy as you fear it may, at least your glimmer of hope in the form of a delicious pastry will appear.