A Tribute to Gay Gangsters

Written by Bryce

A Tribute to Gay Gangstas Everywhere…

I’d like to express a very important realization that I had today after lunching with my dear friend, Gary. Gay men are super gangsta. I mean, if you think about it, you have to be tougher than nails to repeatedly take it in the tush… night after night. And if you’re just a regular gangsta, you’re probably going to end up in jail at some point which will turn you onto the gay scene anyway. It’s the whole chicken or egg debate I suppose. Anyway, enjoy these fruity bloods, cryps, and kings.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


  • Bryce, Bryce, Bryce. You do not have to be “tough as nails” to take it repeatedly in the tush night after night. All you really have to be for that is horny.

  • Scott, I think you’re wrong… but I suspect you know better than anyone in the room I’m in right now. #mytushisstillavirgin

  • Haha. I am the gay gangsta originales 2011. Altho I attribute that more to dropping out of high school, robbing convenience stores, and shooting up hoes than taking it in the tuckess.

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