Throwing your bouquet at the end of your wedding is supposed to be a beautiful and romantic gesture that signifies which one of your single, slutty friends will be the next to get hitched (chances are, its Becky, the one that slept with the best man in the coat closet, because she is clearly desperate). If you ask me though, floral bouquets are so passé. Why would you throw a bunch of flowers at a group of lonely women when you could throw something more appropriate, such as a live cat?
Editor’s update: also see Cats Wearing Tights, since cats are obviously your thing.
A live cat is more symbolic of a marriage then a bunch of flowers anyway. Don’t agree? Hear me out:
A live cat can be nice and comforting at times, condescending and rude at others, and downright unpleasant once in a while. It has that in common with a husband.
