SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS WEDDING

Alarming New Wedding Trend: Live Cat Bouquets

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Ever heard of a cat lady? There is a reason that single old dowagers surround themselves with felines, because it is the next best thing to a marriage. You have all the support you need without having to deal with sleep flatulence, slutty secretaries, and falling in the toilet.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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