It’s true. Here’s a small sampling of the penis merchandise that can be had at Amazon.com …and heck, you might even qualify for FREE super saver shipping!
1. The Penis Luge: because they want you to “pour at the hip, drink at the tip.” $24.99
2. Art Deco Cock Sculpture: You never know when you’ll need fine art for your coffee table.
3. Elephant Cock Poster: You already have cock art on your coffee table, why not your walls? $99.99
or, you could always help a good cause…
4. Fight Penile Cancer Mug: a just cause is always worth sipping from. $9.99
That gives SIT AND SPIN new meaning.
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&tag=mozilla-20&index=blended&link_code=qs&field-keywords=dildo
if you’re going to buy a penis, get one that isn’t completely useless 😛
I think that elephant is Jewish.