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Amazon.com <3's PENIS

Written by Bryce

It’s true.  Here’s a small sampling of the penis merchandise that can be had at Amazon.com  …and heck, you might even qualify for FREE super saver shipping!

1. The Penis Luge: because they want you to “pour at the hip, drink at the tip.”  $24.99

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2. Art Deco Cock Sculpture: You never know when you’ll need fine art for your coffee table.

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3.  Elephant Cock Poster: You already have cock art on your coffee table, why not your walls? $99.99

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or, you could always help a good cause…

4. Fight Penile Cancer Mug: a just cause is always worth sipping from.  $9.99

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

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