Is your WASP town’s euthanized sex drive bringing you down? Relocate to one of these sexed up cities:
The city: San Francisco.
Why it’s kinky: The Folsom Street Fair, a fetish festival. Trojan condom poll found San Francisco to be the most promiscuous city in America. Nudists at street fairs. Nudists at protests. Nudists in general.
The city: Chicago
Why it’s kinky: Hosts the annual International Mr. Leather Competition. Hosts the annual Mr. Rubber Competition. Hosts an international rope bondage conference. Home of Kinky College, a “Pansexual BDSM Institute of Higher Yearning.” Home of the Leather Archives and Museum.
The city: Austin, Texas
Why it’s kinky: Taking into account birth rates, condom sales, rates of sexually transmitted infections, and sales of sex toys, Austin earned the #1 slot for Sexiest City, according to Men’s Health.
The city: NYC
Why it’s kinky: A surplus of sex clubs. Home of the CineKink film festival. Home of the Museum of Sex. Home of infamous sex toy stores Babeland and Pleasure Chest.
The city: Atlanta
Why it’s kinky: Nicknamed ‘Hotlanta,’ ‘the Big Peach,’ ‘the Dirty South.’ 80% of residents are satisfied with their sex lives. Home of Trapeze, one of the largest sex clubs in America. Home of Swinging Richards, an all-male, all-nude strip club. Hosts some of the oldest strippers in America (with the oldest topping out at over 70 years old.)
The city: Hurley, Wisconsin
Why it’s kinky: Has one strip club for every 238 residents. Became a hotspot for gangsters in the 1920s when the town rejected prohibition. Possibly the town where Al Capone contracted syphilis.
The city: Las Vegas
Why it’s kinky: Known as Sin City. Home of the largest sex club in America. Home of the bondage-themed Cirque du Soleil show. Hosts the annual Fetish and Fantasy Ball. Located in Nevada, which boasts at least 30 legal brothels.
The city: New Orleans
Why it’s kinky: Known as The Big Easy. Home of Mardi Gras and Mardi Gras gay brother, Southern Decadence.
The city: Roselawn, Indiana
Why it’s kinky: Home of a family-friendly nudist resort. Home of ‘Nudes A’Poppin,’ an annual pageant hosted by Ron Jeremy. Hosts nude horseshoes, nude volleyball and nude chili cook-offs.
[via AlterNet]
