KANYE WEST!!!Â Ya, Kanye.Â You are a tool.Â Stephanie and I were talking (well via facebook, but whatever) about Kanye and how we missed his mixtape days.Â What exactly went down?Â Well, cute-as-a-button Taylor Swift won a coveted (probably more coveted in 1997, but beggars can’t be choosers) moonman for Best Female Performance.Â I was happy because I LOVE Taylor Swift.Â I want to just put her in my pocket.Â All is well and good right?!Â WRONG!!
Kanye pulled the biggest douche move that he could and jumped ON STAGE while Taylor was giving her speech to yell “I’m really happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best videos OF ALL TIME!!!”Â Yea, unplanned and totally f**ked up in my book.Â Was Beyonce’s video great?Â Absolutely.Â It gave ammunition for remakes.Â It was dope, I’ll give you that one B.
Who recovers from something like that?!Â The answer is not even Taylor Swift.Â I wanted to cry for her, and so did everyone else.Â So here’s to you Kanye West. You win the VMA for “Biggest Douchebag of the Night.”Â At least Taylor Swift never had to use Auto-tune you cocky asshole.
Update!!! Okay, so since this all went down, Beyonce basically stole the show with her classiness.Â I’ll say it again.Â Beyonce is one classy lady.Â She had a heart felt speech about her first VMA with Destiny’s Child and how Kanye was a douchebag for taking it away from her.Â She then invited Taylor Swift back on stage to finish her speech.Â All hail Beyonce!Â That bitch just exudes excellence.
ALSO, his site is down for a “Site Upgrade,” but I was able to get the apology that Kanye had written before his PR team went crazy and just the shit down.Â Here it is in all its heart felt glory.Â Verdict?Â Apology=FAIL