I know we’re constantly featuring really heartwarming proposals and displays of affection on this site, but I’d like to make a desperate plea now (to anyone that gives a damn). Marriage is a big effing deal. It’s not a casual roadside sign. It’s not something meant to be discussed beneath a display of gasoline options. I think (and who am I say to, really?) that marriage is supposed to be pretty permanent and that the point of the whole shabang isn’t a public show. You don’t need your proposal on a damn jumbotron… it doesn’t mean he loves you more. I’m sure I’ve offended some of you out there because I’m sure some of your dudes popped the question in a helicopter that was circling “will you marry me, Dana?” in skywriting or something, so it should be noted that I’ve never been married and I’m hardly an expert. Merci.
Another Classy Proposal
How not to propose (to Bryce Gruber, anyway)…
Sky writing can be cute but this is …..wellllll….tacky, trailer trash
This is only OK if the ceremony is at Wal-Mart and reception is at Waffle House.
Embarrassing enough…this IS actually across the street from a Waffle House. It’s in my hometown, I’m literally ashamed.