SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Are the ‘rents getting ya down!?

Written by Emily

Are your parents giving you a hard time about your love life?  Do they say you’ve been single too long and just want you to settle down?!  Give your parents a big “STFU” with this winner of a man. Meet “Mister Christopher Duett, aka Twig, at your service. Mr. Do-it, if you’re nasty. ” Hes pretty much got it all.  Facial tattoos and a winning smile, i mean glare.  This guy is pretty much the epitome of a winner in my book.  After just attending my 3,403,394 wedding, its safe to say I’ve been getting the glares and smart ass remarks from relatives and friends about settling down.  My biggest turn on?  The fact he knows the difference between your and you’re. All I’m saying is if you see me out with this guy, don’t be surprised.

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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