Ahem… Excuse me while I quote the pseudo-Freudian cast of the cult classic American Pie….
JESSICA
No wonder you’re not psyched about sex.
You’ve never even had [an orgasm] manually?
VICKY
…I’ve never tried it.
JESSICA
Are you kidding? You’ve never double- clicked your mouse?
( Vicky shrugs)
American Pie’s Vicky- played by dumb-ass of the week Tara Reid, must have taken this tech-savvy masturbation reference a tad too literally– as shown in CNN.com and CNET.com’s newest and (possibly most relationship relevant) surveys to date.
CNET wondered exactly HOW reliable we are on the internet. Survey says– a little TOO reliable. “While 46 percent of the women surveyed were willing to engage in abstinence versus losing their Internet, only 30 percent of the men surveyed were willing to do likewise.” — CNET.com
fdjkslafdsjkl WHAT?!?
I guess with more people spending more time @ work ( and more time watching porn at work)….. they just don’t have the need for human touching humans sexy time anymore?
How about you… would you give up sex for the internet?
Click here for the full results of CNET’s online poll
No. But this study seems to refute the new feminists who claim that women want or enjoy sex just as much as men; men know this is a lie! There was a study recently in which men and women were asked whether they’d rather have a male or female companion on a deserted island for a few months. Most of the men picked a woman, while most women picked another woman. (source: “Mismatch” by Andrew Hacker [2003]).