If you feel like your "true self" is a douche bag with ponies and a bow staff, this guy can help.
Author - Emily
British Peeple Are Smert
If you are going to look directly at the sun, just remember to blink.
Because Sexism and Pedophilia Is Okay?
Some of the not-so finer parts of the 1970's
Consent Is A Flexible Thing
Woman loses lawsuit after jury decided that "consent is not required" for Girls Gone Wild.
Who’s Your Grandaddy?
You can love your Grandpa, you just can't LOVEEEE your Grandpa.
Best Pick-Up Line Ever?
Help! I'm dying and you have the cure... in your pants.
The Perfect Dinner For Your Boyfriend!
Meat curtains, rice pee-flaps, and twice stuffed clams. So hard to choose! (BARF!)
Because You Love Traveling With Crying Babies
Woman becomes deaf after crying kid literally makes her ears bleed.
911? I’m Locked Inside My Car!
Thank GOD 911 is always there to help out with your emergencies!
HEY! You Suck At Parking
Ever wish you could let that crappy driver know how you feel?!