TweetSince Mother Nature decided to bitch-slap us yet again with a cold front, I thought it might...
Author - Gary
Five Reasons To Let Your Boyfriend Win an Argument
TweetI have been known to be kind of competitive in my personal life. I am the type of person that...
Colorful Parrot Or Body Art Model?
TweetAt first glance you may think this is a photo of a parrot that got dropped on its head at...
Top Five Random Pet Outfits
TweetThe lives of chihuahuas everywhere were ruined the day Taco Bell and Paris Hilton decided to...
How to Sleep With an Alien Hooker
TweetI am visiting Las Vegas for my birthday next month, so naturally I have been doing a little...
Five Ways to Prepare for Spring in the City
TweetThey say that winter is finally over and spring weather will be arriving at any moment...
Are Blow jobs an Accurate Form of Communication?
TweetWe use blow jobs to get what we want, to get out of things we don’t want to do, as a form of...
Introducing the Tampon Chandelier
TweetI figured that title didn’t really need any other explanation. Since the dawn of time, men and...
5 Reasons Not to Date a Dog Owner
TweetContrary to popular belief, dating a guy whose best friend is a dog isn’t all: “shirtless...
Visit the Scary Carnival Museum, Paris
TweetIn the past, I never really loved carnivals. Every year the Bay County Fair would come to my...