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Author - Gary
The Pissing Rainbow Statues of Kiev, Ukraine
TweetI have always secretly wished that urine could be rainbow-colored. I drink all sorts of...
You Have the Right to Bear Arms in Style
TweetI am not saying that I condone gun use, but if I had a firearm it would be encrusted with...
Because a Cruise Ship Hotel on Dry Land Makes Perfect Sense
TweetEven though I’m from Florida I have never been on a cruise, but I can promise you that...
In Cross-dressing News: The Feud Between Real Life Barbie and...
TweetStop me if you have heard this one before. Girl transforms herself with surgery and makeup in...
Seven Awkward Photos of Men With Their Pets
TweetI don’t know if you have heard the rumor that a dog is a man’s best friend, but I...
How to Tell Where You Grew Up: New York Versus Florida
TweetAs many of you know (or can probably tell), I am originally from Florida. Even though I have...
Your iPhone is Naked Without a Pair of Panties
TweetYour panties act as a barrier of protection for your vagina against foreign bodies (especially...
Would You Ever Drop $3 Million Dollars on an RV?
TweetThe only thing better than owning a mansion, is owning a mansion that you can take on vacation...
Facts About Masturbation That Everyone Should Know
TweetMasturbation is something that almost everyone does, but not everyone likes to talk about. I...