Babies having babies, it’s wrong… OK?
Whoever made and conceived (pun intended) this children’s toy is a real asshole. Pregnancy may be a beautiful thing, but you can ask anyone who has done it (Bryce Gruber being something of an expert) and they will tell you that reproducing isn’t all fun and games. Children pretending to be pregnant is the first step in a long string of bad decisions that result in shows like MTV’s Teen Mom. Encouraging children to play at pregnancy is like encouraging them to pretend to water-board each other. We don’t want our children playing at torture, and what is pregnancy really, if not vaginal torture?
The other problem I have with this toy is that the baby looks like one of the Children of the Corn, which leads me to believe that it is most likely living in an ordnung somewhere as one of a 54-year-old man’s several sister wives. And lastly, your baby is going to play with this baby, who has a baby of its own, who is pregnant. If that isn’t some inception bullshit, I don’t know what is.
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