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Because Ass is Tasty (and sweet)

Written by Bryce

Eating this ass packs on the pounds.

When I saw this company in the UK making tasty, life-size asshole chocolates, my instinct told me, “go barf in the nearest bucket.”

But then I realized, it’s not that bad- a lot of people eat a lot of NOT-CHOCOLATE asshole by choice anyway.  I think this is a much healthier alternative to anus licking… you don’t risk any e.coli infections, awful tastes, general disgust, or last night’s corn.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a New York mom to five growing kids, wife to one great husband and professional shopping editor. You've seen her work in Reader's Digest, Taste of Home, Family Handyman, MSN, Today's Parent, Fashion Magazine, Chatelaine, NBC and so many other beloved brands.