When I saw this company in the UK making tasty, life-size asshole chocolates, my instinct told me, “go barf in the nearest bucket.”
But then I realized, it’s not that bad- a lot of people eat a lot of NOT-CHOCOLATE asshole by choice anyway. I think this is a much healthier alternative to anus licking… you don’t risk any e.coli infections, awful tastes, general disgust, or last night’s corn.