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Beer for a Blow Job?

Written by Steph

If a dude is trolling Craig’s List for a blowie in exchange for beer, and he discloses that the beer he’s bringing to the table is Coor’s Light, he’s basically admitting that he thinks blow jobs are worth $9.00. And this makes him a bad egg.

Today in utterly ridiculous Craig’s List trades:


All I have to say is this: If a dude is trolling Craig’s List for a blowie in exchange for beer, and he discloses that the beer he’s bringing to the table is Coor’s Light, he’s basically admitting that he thinks blow jobs are worth $9.00. And this makes him a bad egg.

Other reasons you should not trust this guy:

1. Took his own picture in the mirror

2. Took his own picture in the mirror with his shirt off

3. Spelled his phone number out in half numbers, half words

4. Doesn’t do drugs, so there’s no chance he’ll have pot when you show up

5. Misspelled ‘blow job’ (sort of impressive, actually)

6. Alternates between caps lock and lowercase

7. See below

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Steph

a born-and-bred Brooklyn brunette prone to excessive alliteration. Follow her on Twitter @omgstephlol. Read more here.

1 Comment

  • Hi, Steph can you please take this down? Someone has used my picture to post this and i had to end up changing my number because of it, thanks.

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