SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS Sex Life

Best Pick-Up Line Ever?

Written by Emily

Help! I’m dying and you have the cure… in your pants.

Being a girl living in NYC, I’m sure we’ve all heard our share of insane pick-up lines.  One of my favorites (ie: least favorite) is “I love every bone in your body… especially mine!”  Ugh.  Well this 55 year-old charmer from Taiwan decided to post a picture of a male model online, then lured “up to 20 women into having sex with him.”  How!?  He chatted them up on the phone and said he had an ailing father who had a “condition” in which he needed sex to stay alive.  Not for nothing, but sometimes when it’s been a while for me, I almost feel like dying too.  Sorry Shian-ming that you got caught, but I’m sure it was fun while it lasted.

LjpFH

About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."