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Better Late Than Pregnant

Written by Emily

Wrap it before you tap it.

Well, not if you are this poor girl.  I will agree that Alan is kind of a prick, he is also more of a prick for sending this out.  Does this make me a prick too for passing it on?  No, of course not.  Anywho, if you are going to have a one nighter, wrap it up before you tap it up.  Don’t end up like this chick.  Also to the girl if you read this, please learn the difference between “you’re” and “your.”  Your decision to have unprotected sex with an asshole got you pregnant and now you’re going to have Alan’s baby.  Good luck to you!

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About the author

Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."