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Can’t Find a Date to Prom? Take Your Calculator

calculator prom date
Written by Gary

I went to prom with two lesbians and my ex-girlfriend so I am not sure I’m one to talk, but I do appreciate when something makes a good story. Prom is an important night for many young girls (myself included) and not having a date is no reason to stay home and miss it. Regina Reynolds agreed with that sentiment and decided to take her T1-84 calculator to prom instead of a date, prompting me to ask the inevitably question: who uses calculators anymore?

calculator prom date
She made it a little tuxedo and bow-tie, introduced it to people as her date, and even slow-danced with it, in perhaps the biggest missed opportunity to create a viral video ever. There is no word on whether or not she lost her virginity and/or has plans to marry her calculator, but if her prom night went anything like mine, I am guessing that calculator awoke ass-up in a ditch with a condom in it’s ear. Ah, young love.

calculator prom date

calculator prom date

calculator prom date

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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