Steals And Deals

Carrier Pigeons are the New Black

Written by Danielle

I dig snail mail, but pigeon mail makes me want to O. Thankfully when I realized that the missing piece in my life right now is not a man, but a carrier pigeon, I found this website for a sick deal on freshly hatched pigeons (only $25 right now, but bidding continues): http://www.forsalepigeons.com/cgi-bin/auction/auction.pl?category=racingpigeons&item=1252462166 .

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Don’t quite remember the stuff they taught you in third grade about training birds to fly your shit across town? Have no fear. This site is perfecto for tips and tricks on shaping up your new feathered friend: http://www.ehow.com/how_2076760_raise-carrier-pigeons.html

About the author

Danielle

a driven and affable lady of Brooklyn who fancies candlelit dinners with good company, Vosges Haut-Chocolate, and photography. She loves her Nars lipstick, and she likes her men how she likes her lattes: tall, skinny, and extra hot. Her current obsession? Lusting after Gucci's 'Joy' Medium Boston bag in Chocolate Guccissima leather.

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