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Cock Swatting. This Is How It’s Done.

Written by Bryce

From time to time we all get in situations where we just want a cock out of our space.  I think it’s really as simple as that.

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I don’t need to give scenarios… we’ve all been there at one time or another.  Thank goodness our dearest staff reporter, Matt, was kind enough to show American luxury spotters how to do the “Cock Swat.”

The “Cock Swat” is an elegant, and almost artistic way of encouraging a cock to get out of your space.

This is especially helpful when a cock is trying to get in the back door.  Just swat it away.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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