If you’ve ever thought to yourself “How can I join a band of delightful couch mermaids and quit my job?” this is for you.
Ever since The Little Mermaid made the world safe for gingers everywhere, the glorious mermaid trend was born, and it has finally made its way onto our couches. Bless everything, because let’s face it, whether we are gay guys or straight girls, we all just really wish we were mermaids.
For the low price of $42 (I mean, not to sound like an infomercial but walking into West Elm will render you useless if you’re trying to get a throw blanket for under $100), you can surf your couch with your very own crocheted mermaid tail. Couch mermaids are officially a thing and we couldn’t be happier, because now you can pretend you live beneath the waves even though you are more likely to be beneath a gargantuan bowl of carbs and saturated fats. No judgment. A crocheted mermaid tail is the perfect gift for your Disney obsessed friends, and will keep your tootsies warm into the winter months, long after all the real mermaids have frozen to death in the sea.
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It’s basically the only decent way to exist through the RHONJ marathon you were considering for tonight (also, why on earth are you considering that!?).
