Everyone loves a night when Chinese take-out is for dinner. It means an overload of lo mein, crab rangoon, egg noodles, and, of course, fortune cookies. Occasionally we get a fortune that makes us exclaim “OMG so true!”, but more often than not it’s a load of bull (I do like the ones that teach you how to speak Chinese though). Spice up your next Chinese take-out gathering by mixing in your own fortune cookies…Evil Fortune Cookies to be exact. Which you probably could guess from their name, these fortune cookies won’t tell you about your incredible wealth of family and friends or your soon to be love life. Rather, these cookies contain fortunes a little something like this:
These Evil Fortune Cookies ($9.99) come with 10 per package, all filled with evil, funny, and rude fortunes for you to prank your friends, co-workers, lovers, enemies, – anybody!
