4. He abandoned his monkey to the German government. HIS MONKEY! It is every man’s dream, regardless of sexual orientation to have a monkey as a best friend. He had a monkey side kick and he abandoned it to the same government whose only positive impacts on the world are uncut penises and Heidi Klum?
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Gary
Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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