Steals And Deals

Forget AA

Written by Ashley

Meet “Late Night Timmy”, your $10 sponsor.

‘Late Night Timmy’ will remind you of  your best morning after the night before look. For only $9.99 – we’re happy it’s not an $86.95 bar-tab from “Cheap Shots” , or a hefty bill from Dr. Drew. He’ll also keep you from buying that pack of cigs because you ‘only smoke when you’ve had a drink or 6″ at 4am.  And to end up on a plaque with an Ace Ventura coif with 1 1/2 black eyes? That must have been one hell of a night. Never, I repeat, NEVER, will I let this happen to me, Timmy.


One glance at this has so far kept me sober, today. Thanks, Timmy!

Find him at $9.99

About the author


a fun-loving, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life, tofu and whiskey that NYC has to offer. Her current obsessions? BDG High-waisted leggings, vintage boot shopping in Williamsburg, Katherine Kwei's sling bag and Melanie Marie's two-finger horn ring.

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