From time to time I find myself perusing Etsy.com just to see what’s new, fun, and interesting. Typically I’m searching for hand-crafted jewelry, pottery, or other fun items for under $50 to give as unique gifts. Sometimes I’m searching for really specific gifts, like something that screams out “Holiday Ho-down” for my gay besties. Hark! I found such a gift: Mature Content Teddy Bears. If someone special in your life needs some fellatio-loving teddy bears, don’t worry, I found them for just $35.
ps, guys, if your lady is a prude and you want to give her a subtle, yet fuzzy, gift… this is a great one.
I think that bear is better endowed than my ex. That bear’s like the Ron Jeremy of Teddy Bears/
Oh good. I usually traumatize my friend by putting her Teddy Bears into sexual positions…. This will be so much worse 😉