Does your constitutional right to vote make you horny? WELL, one of my favorite sex-toy emporiums, Babeland, is offering the best voting incentive EVER. Forget the free Starbucks, forget the free Ben and Jerry’s. Visit any of the three Babeland stores in New York City (or the random location in Seattle) between Nov. 4th and 11th and present your ballot stub and you’ll get a free Maverick or Silver Bullet sex toy.
Because I am ill-equiped for the penis sleeve which is the Maverick, I’ll have to opt for the Silver Bullet which, in all its compact glory, looks remarkably capable of getting the job done. I say go with your man, get one of each, and throw a private post-election party.
You can find a listing of store locations at www.Babeland.com.
