Blowjobs used to be expensive. You either had to wine and dine the right girl (which if done right, the meal alone is upwards of $150, plus the wine part), or go get yourself a fancy hooker with a clean-ish seeming mouth. The wining and dining isn’t so bad, because you might even find a more permanent solution to your sexual needs… but prostitutes are swarming with infestation, and then you still have to live with yourself.
In walks Tenga, the $18 blowjob! First, if you’re Jewish like me, you know that the number “18” is a symbol of all things positive and symbolizes life. Bar Mitzvah boys get $18 checks, and now they have a place to spend them.
The Tenga is a disposable blowjob device that will revolutionize the way boys feel during their teenage years, and maybe collapse the restaurant industry.
According to Babeland.com, “With its super-vacuum effect and a pleasure-enhancing texture that mimics the softly contoured tissues of the mouth, the Tenga Lip Service masturbation sleeve delivers a solo sexual experience like none other. Tenga has custom-engineered a line of men’s products based on extensive product testing and feedback from a veritable army of volunteers, and when you try the Tenga Lip Service, you’ll know all that testing was worth it. Your grip determines the tightness of the ride, and the two sizes provide options for travel and size variation. Tenga products are disposable, pre-lubricated, and designed for one-time use (or use a condom for repeated use).”
L’chaim!!!
