Maybe I’m just traditional, but donning a wedding dress made out of 820 feet of real human hair (mind you, NOT my own) just doesn’t sound appealing to me. Besides the fact that it’s absolutely disgusting, this dress, which took designer Thelma Madine over 300 hours to make, also weighs in at a whopping 33 pounds! That’s like carrying around a small, extremely hairy child on your back all day, which I’m definitely not down for on my wedding. I mean, can you even imagine the hairballs this dress would make? Ick, gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it!
I whip my hair back and forth.