Shopping for a gay best friend can be troublesome. If you buy them something fashion related, you run the risk of hearing them say: “Bitch please. Neons may be hot right now, but give it a month or two. You need to be mindful of the future instead of always letting your vagina do the thinking for you.” If you buy him a beauty or spa package, you run the risk of him saying: “Bitch please. Are you saying that my Flintstone feet are in need of a pedicure? Have you looked at your Godzilla toenails lately? We are in a fight.”
The one thing all gay guys have in common though, is that they love My Little Pony, and they love sex. This My Little Pony replica sex toy can easily be disguised as just another kitschy gay stuffed animal. It has a butthole, however. And you can have sex with it.
It combines everything gay guys love in an awesome little non-descript package. So be the best friend you were always meant to be and get one today. I guarantee it will leave your gay bestie speechless (for once).
Editor’s note: Bryce Gruber, this post was not meant as a direct message to you. As you and I both know, I spent my childhood humping stuffed animals and am over that phase.