Holiday Spotting: Top Five Naughty Christmas Pornaments

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Written by Gary

sexy christmas ornament

Show Santa that you are willing to do what you have to in order to get on the “nice” list.

Christmas is the holiday of giving (and receiving) so it’s no big surprise that sex would have to enter the equation at some point. Whether you are fantasizing about getting your stocking stuffed, or dreaming of a home invasion by a sexy Santa that showers you with presents, there is no denying that there is a sexual undertone to all things Christmas. To celebrate that, your favorite ho-ho-homo has gone all the way to the North Pole of the Internet to bring you the naughtiest “pornaments” out there this season.

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These would make great gifts for your kids, especially the ones that were accidents and/or mistakes.

naughty inappropriate christmas ornament


Santa can either enter through the chimney, or the back door. Ladies choice.

naughty inappropriate christmas ornament

Mr. and Mrs. Klaus are so old they have forgotten what to do with their hanging parts.

naughty inappropriate christmas ornament

True, these Jersey Shore-naments aren’t naughty. But they are totally inappropriate for anyone that is a role model.

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About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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