One of the most important parts of taking a vacation is getting laid. There is nothing better than escaping to a foreign destination and slipping into a strange foreign man that doesn’t speak your language.
That being said, even though “fuck-me-eyes” are a pretty universal language, it is very helpful to know how to ask for a good plowing. To celebrate that, here are a few ways to ask for sex in different languages. Your vagina will thank you.
Spanish – Vamos a tener relaciones sexuales!
Italian – Facciamo sesso!
Czech – Pojďme si sex!
French – Ayons le sexe!
Dutch – Laten we seks hebben!
German – Lassen Sie uns Sex haben!
Swedish – Låt oss ha sex!
Klingon – Ha’. manga’chuq.
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