In the spirit of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s engagement, why not get fucked like a future member of the royal family with Crown Jewels: Condoms of Distinction?
Yes. Because scented, flavored condoms weren’t pointless enough, now we need royal condoms. I am empathetic towards the person that has to go to work every day and take this shit seriously. I didn’t think it could get worse than the Obama commemorative coins my mom gave me for Christmas 2008, but I was wrong.
I don’t know about “royal condoms”. I mean everyone knows that royals don’t work.