I’m F*cking a Doctor, Hard.

Ok, so I’m not.  But, assuming I had a boyfriend, he could definitely be a doctor… even if just for one night.

With the economy in shambles, why not stay home and role play?  Dress your man up in this cute lab coat for only $3.99 (seriously, it’s cheaper than going to a movie) and you can pretend he has a recession-proof job!

But what about the ladies, right?  Well, you could try the perennial faves: naughty cop, raunchy firefighter, sexy nurse, slutty librarian (this one’s the cheapest, just wear something bad, put your hair up, and get some fake glasses).