My friend Erin sent me a photo of this letter today, and I couldn’t help but wonder if semen really isn’t water soluble? I’d like to write my own letter to the biology dept over at the University of Washington to get to the bottom of this one. Enjoy.
I am going to have to be the fun hater here and let you know that this is an old thing and this template (on top of college letterhead) has been passed around on college campuses for years.
this site shows the template being at least as old as 2007. (looks like they tweeked it at washington to make it a little more modern)
http://www.askstudent.com/sex/university-bans-student-masturbation/