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Job Opening: Nanny/Prostitute

Written by Bryce

I like how people feel comfortable enough to post just about anything on Craigslist.  And, given the fact that the economy basically blows, people are trying to cut corners.  This isn’t 2007, and people can’t afford nannies AND hookers the way they used to.

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I mean, it seems like a good enough deal… All you have to do is be responsible for the care of this couple’s children, and maybe occasionally shove their genitals in your mouth.

Not sure if this is the right position for you (pun intended)? Photos below.  They look like real winners.  I might up and quit this luxury spotting stuff and be a nannitute.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, being fully rested and writing for some of the world's most popular news outlets.

6 Comments

  • Unbelievable! You couldn’t even make this stuff up! These people want their nanny to engage in sexual acts and I can’t even get mine to do light housekeeping!

  • A.) Isn’t this illegal? B.) I think these people are delusional if they think they’re “hot”

  • The spelling is horrible (my god, English is not even my mother tongue and I could still notice this), whoever wrote the ad probably didn’t go beyond the 8th grade. They are about as educated as they are hot. And by “hot” I mean minus 273 degrees.

    Although, I have to say I’m very tempted by the free movies: $10 a BJ…I might as well stand on a street corner, I’d make more money.

    -c-