Alcohol

Leftover Vodka Hacks

This video shows us what to do with the extra leftover vodka you just may have from the night before.

I know it may seem like an oxymoron to utter the phrase leftover vodka, but as I write this, at the age of 32, I can honestly say there is half a bottle of vodka in my freezer that is over 2 weeks old AND that bottle is made of glass. So, the impossible can happen.

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So what should you do if you have a bunch of leftover vodka from a party and don’t feel like drinking yourself into oblivion? You should watch this video, of course. If you don’t have time to watch the video, here are some hints:

1. A great facial toner. You’ll never use Seabreeze again. There’s something so Russian elegance about using a cottonball to swipe vodka all over your cheeks for clearer skin.

2. Cleaning stuff. When vodka goes inside us, we are better for it. Why wouldn’t the same be true for the objects we use on a daily basis? Ponder that.

3.”Vodka veritas” was the inscription on all the major Roman landmarks, right? Whatever, if you’re going to argue about vodka giving you vision, this isn’t the right article f or you to be reading anyway.

4. Keeping your flowers happier, longer. Are we really surprised that a couple capfuls of leftover vodka = perkier flowers when added to vase water? We shouldn’t be, and here’s the logical science behind it. We are happier when it’s added to our drinking water, too.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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