Looking for a Girlfriend in NYC

Written by Bryce

Dan Perino is looking for a girlfriend in NYC.

I see (and do) a lot of weird things on a daily basis, but when I happened upon Don Perino’s taped up girlfriend-seeking flyer on the street in NYC… well, I looked.

Dan Perino’s flyer:

I’m really looking for a girlfriend. This is not a joke. Just tired of the singles scene and hoping to meet the right person. I am a professional artist and creative person. You know who you are. To me each and every person is beautiful. Open to the possibility of the relationship morphing into something more profound. Find me on Facebook:

I actually looked him up on facebook where I noticed his profile is actually a fan page- a fan page that boasts over 61 dates had via street signage. At 61 dates do you find a new method, or just brag about it on your fan page? It seems he’s a “public figure” just looking for some media attention, and possibly love with all the right people on Ninth Avenue.

I find myself wishing that middle aged people would just use Tinder like everyone else. Isn’t the font big enough?

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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