Male birth control will soon become a reality.
Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a non-surgical form of male birth control, available to pro basketball players and the general public as soon as next year.
For years, girls have been worried about whether or not they took the pill, and guys have been using it as an excuse to bareback with drunk sorority whores.
No more!
Vasalgel is a new form of male birth control that will start undergoing human trials next year. All a guy needs is one tiny injection to the scrotum to kiss the worries of spending 18 years paying for another human being goodbye. The procedure injects Vasalgel into the vas deferens, and forms a wall that blocks sperm transmission. Semen will still get through though, so you can’t blame any random STD’s on the product.
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If, a year or so after you get the procedure you decide you do want some rugrats running around pissing you off, you can have the gel flushed out with just one more minor injection.
So basically girls, instead of wracking your brain trying to remember if you accidentally took that off-brand black market phen-phen instead of your pill this morning, you can rest assured knowing your boyfriend has a semi-permanent baby blocker installed. After all, he doesn’t want you to get fat (pregnant) any more than you do.
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